Secret Ninja Mission Logs

They have sent a spy

2006-11-28T10:27:00.000-08:00

I'm getting worried, kind of. The pirates are failing to meet with our demands and the master ninji have dissappeared. And now I think the pirates have sent a spy to be spying on me. I have seen him outside my window lots of times in his cleaver little disguise. But he is no match for my ninja spy detection skills. I know what he really is. I'm going to set a trap to catch him. Then I will deploy all of my new found torture skills to find out what he knows. His furry ass will tell all. Stay tuned.

The sympothizer is dead

2006-11-16T14:31:00.000-08:00

I found him. Yeah baby how you like those ninja skills now. It took me a while but I got him and his little web site too. http://www.freewebs.com/flight_of_the_ninja_penguin/obituary.htm
Using all of the secret ninja resources I found where he was hiding, waited till he was alone and struck. I jumped on him and started swinging, and kicking, and flailing, and flying, and flipping out. My fury was too much for him and he fell over, and down some stairs, and through a window, and got run over by a bus full of nuns. Then I stabbed him with my katana (which broke inside him. I should have twisted the other way). Then I saw that he was dead and I left.
I am such a good ninja. Not like this new batch of new recruites. They can't even pass the first test. I passed it with true ninja style like on the fifth try. They should follow my example and do it good right right away.

My Revenge!

2006-11-07T21:12:00.000-08:00

Ummm I may have gotten messed up for a little bit. I got real pissed with the Ninja sympathizer and had to use Ninja magic. I may have broken my cover with the pirates but I don't think so. They arn't real smart. I "found" a scroll at the ninja masters hide out and used it. I was gonna put it back but it started on fire. It also started me on fire. Being on fire stings. But I stopped the me bits on fire but I couldn't save the scroll. So I made a fake one that mostly looks like the old used burned up one and put it back at the ninja masters hide out. On a brighter side I really did get approved to kill the Ninja Sympathizer with all vengence. The hunt begins. Stay tuned.

Second Mission Complete

2006-11-05T22:43:00.000-08:00

So the mission on saturday did't go as well as my first mission. We might have gone to the wrong place. See I was driving the van when suddenly the evil old lady poodle jumped out from behind a bunch of trees and challanged me with his vicious staire. I stomped on the gass in an attempt to run him down but he was crafty and hid behind the old lady. I think I only winged her a little bit but the poodle ran and I gave chase. He dodged a lot but my ninja driving skills were totally on and I finally got him. My fellow ninjas were concerned with the time it took me to get the poodle but were surportive of my need for revenge. As we were now too far away to get to the meet on time I picked a random corner as the meeting place and the pirates failed to show up there at the proper time. The other ninjas dind't even know I picked the wrong corner. I am so cool and crafty.

But since they didn't show up I have found a new ninja skill that is soooo much fun. TORTURE!!!!!!!! Man that was a good time. It was so cool when I got to cut off bits of our victom. The water torture was kind of boring, and the electric thing made my eyes go all twitchy and my arms go numb but It gave me so many new ideas of things to do. I can't wait for the Pirates to mess up again. I may go and parctice anyway. Stay tuned.

2006-11-02T23:03:00.000-08:00

Woooo Hooooo I have another mission. This sounds really good. It's on saturday and I am so pumped. Yeah I have a kind ongoing secret mission but it's kind of booring and all it does is piss me off. Sympathy bahhh!!!!! I got your sympathy at the end of my katana. Yeah how you like that. Not much else has happened this week. I got board with my ongoing secret mission and went out to practice my skills. I was sneaking up on this real old lady who deserved to be put out of her misury. And I almost had her but then I kind of steppen on her poodle a little bit. I had no idea how good a fighters poodles are. We were fighting for like an hour. Some of my wounds still havent healed. But I had to let it get away cuz people were starting to notice. I will have my revenge. Stay tuned for notes on satudays mission and my poodle revenge.

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First Mission Complete

2006-10-29T22:30:00.000-08:00

Our mission was a success. Last night at exactly around 9:30 we infiltrated a pirate party. The mission that I talked about in my last post was the kidnapping of the pirates leeder. Last night three of us snuck into the party in disguise and delivered the kidnapping letter. The pink ninja was almost captured and identified but we got away before we had to flip out and kill everyone there. I kind of almost wish that had happened as I really wanted to kill someone last night. I was so pumped. We were so happy with the mission that we made a video for remembering sake. We have hidde it at a secret place called http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cpVZeM0szF4 no one will ever find it there. I can't wait for our next mission. Stay tuned.

2006-10-28T18:50:00.000-07:00

I LOVE BEING A NINJA!!!!!!!!!

WOOOAAAA!!!!!

I finally passed my ninja skills test and I am officially part of the clan. I started this blog so I can post all my missions and then read back later and see how much of a bad ass I am. Our leaders have been giving out a lot of missions lately. I heard there was a really big one a couple of days ago, but they would'nt let me go cuz I wasn't a full member yet. I heard it was a major blow against a big nest of pirates living in this area. But today is the real deal. My first mission. I am so pumped. They haven't told me what it is yet but I can do it. Stay tuned cuz I will have a full report after I get back.